This Old Code

Charlie Brooker wrote a nice article yesterday detailing how he hates Macs and how the choice of actors for the UK version of "Hello, I'm a Mac" are stingingly accurate.  I have to agree

Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.

Now I personally feel dirty every time I have to use a Mac, dirty and homicidal. And I won't even get started about the one mouse button!  Nor do I buy this argument that hey are easy to use or more fun.  I mean Mac's don't come with Free Cell and they don't play any real games(until the game is ready for retirement, then they go visit mac users).

I am not even very impressed by the Mac's eye candy.  I have also found that if you have a problem on a Mac, they ostracize you, pretend you don't exist it seems like no one can have problems with the blessed Mac let alone find a solution to the problem.